January 2012
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clutchlog:
I cannot be the only person who hopes that the guy who keeps saying “I think there’s a ‘squatch in these woods” in the promo spots is actually abducted and murdered by Bigfoot, like the Grizzly Man.
I seriously can’t get away from it. Last night, I just wanted a burrito, and there’s that weird jerk abbreviating the names of fictional creatures in the woods.
you are not the only...
December 2011
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That awkward moment when you have so many things...
Partying on New Year's Eve?
fauxxe:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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Reblog if there's no snow for Christmas where you...
oldfilmsflicker:
headmistressmcgonagall:
severusalways:
metalhearted:
I was on google. Did that count?
You fail Michigan.
Never thought I’d miss it- but here I am in North Carolina, and I miss the snow.
A Christmas Eve Poem
thefrogman:
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas would soon be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
The interwebz were quiet, hardly a soul searched for porn
They...
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“Oh, Tuesday night
The stars are brightly shining
It is the night
To watch TV...”
– To the Tune of ‘O Holy Night’
SNL 12/03/05
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“Away in a barn box
No bib for their lunch
The donkey and camel
On straw they...”
– To the Tune of Away in a Manger
SNL 12/03/05
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“Silent night,
Regular night
All is calm,
All is bright.
Round the fire...”
– To the Tune of Silent Night
SNL 12/03/05
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'Damaged people are dangerous because they know...
whitechocolate-raisin:
I recently read a post which talked about having an extreme dislike towards the bruises, dots and rough skin caused by the daily finger pricking, pump sites and injections that having diabetes demands.
However, instead of going on about this dislike, this post took a turn towards the positive, explaining how all of these marks, in many ways, can be seen as battlefield...
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Day 24: What are your Christmas Eve Traditions?
Mom makes chicken soup!
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This is the official diabetic tumblr user count!...
diabetes-phrases:
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Day 23: What are your Plans for Christmas Day this...
This year is our first year celebrating in North Carolina. Sadly Dennis and Lyz couldn’t join us here - so we’ll have a second Christmas in January in Buffalo.
Dad is working an opening shift - so he’ll be out until 2pm. My mother, brother and I will likely hang out. We’ll have some sweet thing for breakfast (cinnamon buns or some such) - and a very late brunch when Dad...
One teachers approach to preventing gender...
togetherforjacksoncountykids:
“It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel
Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got in line for art, and I noticed that she still had not removed her hood. When we arrived at the art room, I said:...
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14 years Strong
14 years with diabetes.
Couldn’t kill me that day, still going strong today.
HAPPY KATIE’S NOT DEAD DAY!
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Day 22: Who is the first out of bed on Christmas...
My mother. But only because she’s always the first awake in the morning.
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