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Fantastic Beast Presents:
Shit Fat Guys Say
(aka. two of my friends jump on a meme and KILL IT)
What is your battle cry?
Lo! Who is that, prowling over the cliffs! It is Twoxheartedxdream, hands clutching a meaty axe! She grunts homicidally:
“By Odin’s mighty spear, I lay waste to all I see like a river of pure piranha!”
Prowling along the tundra, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Diktynna! And she gives a low howl:
“Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I destroy all in my path like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!”
Who is that, rampaging amidst the hotel lobby! It is Breathsoftruth, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She screams ominously:
“I’m going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!!”
Striding on the plains, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Argon Kitten! And she gives a gutteral cry:
“In the name of Thor the Mighty, I shall avenge my ancestors!!”
(I do what I want!)
Kate Harlow- improviser, actress, writer, avid reader, cinephile, crafter, baker & cook, appreciator of the sillier things in life.
